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}



//roll over
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		rslt.src = arg;
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var preloadFlag = false;
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}


//random text

brow = navigator.appName;
vers = parseInt(navigator.appVersion);
 
if (brow == "Netscape" && vers >= 3) browstatus = "ns";
else if (brow == "Microsoft Internet Explorer" && vers >= 4) browstatus = "ie";
else (browstatus = "non");

if (browstatus=="ns" || browstatus=="ie") {
	var x; // simple iterator
	var phrases = new Array;

	phrases[1] = "<span class=blHead>\"Robot Bastard is the kind of film every teen-age boy wants to see and the type of film every geeky guy wants to be in\"</span></td></tr><tr><td align=\"right\"><span class=blText><i>--Timothy McClanahan<br>TEKBUG MAGAZINE</i></span>" ;
	phrases[2] = "<span class=blHead>\"Demented fanboy fun!\"</span></td></tr><tr><td align=\"right\"><span class=blText><i>--Squedge<br>COMICS 2FILM</i></span>" ;
	phrases[3] = "<span class=blHead>\"Somebody get in contact with the genius behind ROBOT BASTARD and get us a low budget cult flick of the gods made! ROBOT BASTARD is waaaaay cool.\"</span></td></tr><tr><td align=\"right\"><span class=blText><i>--Harry Knowles<br>AIN'T IT COOL NEWS</i></span>" ;
	phrases[4] = "<span class=blHead>\"Robot Bastard! is a hoot for anyone who can appreciate funky colors, wacky designs and the glory of schlock\"</span></td></tr><tr><td align=\"right\"><span class=blText><i>--Dave Davis<br>CHUD.COM</i></span>" ;
	phrases[5] = "<img src=\"images/index/strongbad.gif\" width=\"60\" height=\"60\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Strong Bad\" hspace=\"2\"></td><td align=\"left\"><span class=blHead><a href=\"movies/strongbad.mp3\">Strong Bad Speaks about Robot Bastard!</a></span><br><span class=blText>Hear what <a href=\"http://www.homestarrunner.com\">Homestar Runner's</a> <a href=\"http://www.homestarrunner.com/yearbooksb.html\">Strong Bad</a> has to say about Robot Bastard! <a href=\"movies/strongbad.mp3\">Listen now in MP3 format.</a></span>" ;
	phrases[6] = "<span class=blHead>\"Tenacious D gives Robot Bastard! Two Thumbs fully erect!!!\"</span></td></tr><tr><td align=\"right\"><span class=blText><i>--Jack Black and Kyle Gass<br>TENACIOUS D</i></span>" ;
	phrases[7] = "<span class=blHead>\"Schrab has reloaded his hat and thrown it into the Ultra-Culture with this his latest offering Robot Bastard! Jammed up and Jelly tight!\"</span></td></tr><tr><td align=\"right\"><span class=blText><i>--Joel Hodgson<br>MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000</i></span>" ;
	phrases[8] = "<span class=blHead>\"Robot Bastard! is a hell of a film!  These guys know what they're doing!\"</span></td></tr><tr><td align=\"right\"><span class=blText><i>--Mark Borchardt<br>Director of COVEN,<br>star of AMERICAN MOVIE</i></span>" ;
	phrases[9] = "<span class=blHead>\"Robot Bastard! is certainly MUCH better than any movie I've directed.  I really loved the film...I love Robot Bastard!\"</span></td></tr><tr><td align=\"right\"><span class=blText><i>--Lloyd Kaufman<br>TROMA</i></span>" ;
	phrases[10] = "<span class=blText><i>\"Rated 5 stars\"</i><br></span><span class=blHead>\"Robot Bastard exists in its own cinematic world and I want to live there!  You will too if you get the good fortune of seeing this spectacular film!\"</span></td></tr><tr><td align=\"right\"><span class=blText><i>--Eric Campos<br>FILM THREAT</i></span>" ;
	phrases[11] = "<span class=blHead>Grand Jury Special Recognition \"Way Cool Award- Best Sci-Fi\"<br></span></td></tr><tr><td align=\"right\"><span class=blText><i>-2002 MICROCINEFEST</i></span>" ;
	}

function show_phrase(){
	var num_phrases = 11
	var x=Math.floor(Math.random() * num_phrases+ 1)

	document.write("<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr valign=\"top\"><td align=\"left\">");
	document.write(phrases[x])
	document.write("</td></tr></table>");
}